toiletseat meat


1. the expansion of one’s thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. the expansion of one’s thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
person 1: “homeskillabiscuit! you gotta lose some weight yo! you got dem toiletseat meat happenin'”

person 2: ” whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. you gots it too!”

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