toillution
the strange, sometimes bizarre pollution that is commonly found in the toilet and/or on the seat of public bathrooms, or even one’s own. these pollutants can be; but not limited to: toilet paper – used or unused, feces and/or urine, and other various foreign substances. the source of toillution is almost always unknown.
toillution oftentimes produces a feeling of dismay or frustration upon the person who has to use the toilet to expel feces. one method of dealing with this problem other than flushing is to create a landing strip with a piece of toilet paper. this should cushion the impact of the feces and prevent any unwanted substance from splashing onto the b-ttocks.
ugh, this toilet is contaminated with toillution!
angry person: urghhh! everytime i have to use the bathroom there is toillution! where does it all come from!?
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