toilotridden
when you have the sh-ts, runs, sharts, or farts so bad that you are bound to stay sitting on or near a toilot for long periods of time.
brad: “guys, i can’t come out tonight because i’m toilotridden”
robbie: “but we were supposed to go out drinking and pick up floozies tonight!”
brad: “i went to a natural food store for lunch and have had explosive diarrhea since i go home, sorry”
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