Toland Shuffle


where you have a w-nk with your d-ck against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =]
“mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used”

the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

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