Toledo Tophat
the act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don’t like. peferably done when they aren’t looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
jonathan thinks he’s such a bad-ss, but he’s getting a toledo tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.
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