tom and peter
tom and peter
a term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. a “tom and peter” combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and s-xual conquests.
person 1: did you hear what “tom and peter” did this weekend?
person 2: ya! i heard that right after “tom and peter” finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
person 1: ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
person 2: i heard “tom and peter” also had s-x with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
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