Tom Cruising


when someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.
person in car:”that guy is tom cruising down the road!”
other person:” what a weirdo!”
a verb used to describe a situation when a h-m-s-xual male, who also happens to be “in the closet”, begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a h-m-s-xual. usually, when a man is tom cruising, everyone already knows that he’s gay, except for him.

the origin of the term comes from tom cruise, who was criticized about his s-xuality and soon afterward married katie holmes. many people still believed he was h-m-s-xual though, and the phrase was born.
justin bieber is tom cruising.
when one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. like tom cruise in jerry mcguire when tom petty’s ‘free falling’ comes on.
i hate it when i’m stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over tom cruising it to fergie.
a behavioral act of performing something a person may call chancy or jeopardous. thus could be reffered to as “risky business”, a 1983 hit movie starring tom cruise.
bryan: hey alex i just bought this ipod from that jesse kid for only 100 bucks!
alex: i dont know about that bryan, that jesse kid has been known to do risky business…
mikey: yea bryan if you keep that ipod you would be tom cruising to the max!
a term for getting a girl into bed using the name of the 80’s tom cruise film all the right moves.
that girl over there is really stunning. it will take some serious tom cruising to get her into bed

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