a foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody’s sh-t
“guess what tom flynn did this time”
“god, what now?”
“he threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they’re not serving lunch”
“god dammit flynn”
make some thing or some one smaller the shopkeeper will lessen the amount of rice in the bag
when your so drunk! like absolutely wasted you dance on tables and split your head open! woah man i was absolutely f-ckin kimyed last night! don’t remember a thing!
when the c-m shot hits them in the face and they sing afterwards. his c-m warmly covered her face and she replied “see the light where the sky meets the sea it calls me!”. she was moanaed.
when you posses real br–sts as a pose to fake ones. boy one: “d-mn, have you seen the melons on sophie?” boy two: “yeah bro, i’d like to have a suckle on them, they’re validit-tties
shaqueefsha’s are the most fabulous people known to man kind. tend to be very huge sl-ts and obviously are super weird if their names are shaqueefsha shaqueefsha slays me