Tom Ham’d


to try it on with someone, and then be rejected
like…
“alright mate how did it go with that girl last night?”
“na, didnt happen”
“o, you got tom ham’d!”
or…
“you tom ham’d fi last night”
“so?”
“five on the head for s-x avoidance!”

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