Tom Kearney


an individual who perpetually shun’s any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.
individual reaching out 1: hey man! come have a beer and join the party!
tom kearney: (mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
individual reaching out 2: don’t bother dude, that guy’s a real tom kearney.

person 1: you coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
person 2: nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
person 1: dude , your such a tom kearney.

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