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right before a man reaches his climax he then rubs it on a females leg, c-mming while doing so, rubbing the s-m-n into her thigh like white paint on a fence.
“dude, i just tom sawyer’d the sh-t out of this girl.”
“you can definitly tell i painted her fence white.”
“my d-ck is a paint brush!”
“painted that b-tch like the sistine chapel.”
someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

the attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid’s phone number. the guy is such a tom sawyer.

larry tried to tom sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn’t keep his facts straight.

1. one of canadian supergroup rush’s best known songs.

2. the poster song for rush. basically the song people know when they pretend to like rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush.
a modern warrior mean mean stride, todays tom sawyer, mean mean pride.

“i love tom sawyer”
“dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs”
in the south along the mississippi river, a tom sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river–making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
mark twain should change his name because he ain’t that deep. the real tom sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man’s leap.
a filtered drink with origins in south eastern minnesota. one part root beer, one part lemonade, and a shot of citris juice (fresh squeezed oranges). the official party flavor of twenty first century america.
hey bartender can i get another hit of oj in my tom sawyer, i need that vitamin c pick-me-up!
a drink that mixes lemon-lime hawaiian punch and vodka.

aka: delicious
guy #1: “dude, what is that?”

guy #2: “it’s a tom sawyer. you want some?”

guy #1: “h-ll yeah i do.”

(tastes drink)

guy #1: “sh-t’s strong man”

guy #2: “real strong”
based on the character from cl-ssic american literature, it is the act of tricking someone into doing things they would normally never do voluntarily, all the while having them believe they are the one getting over on you.
dude, after i tom-sawyer’d the prude she was begging me give her the gl-ss bottom boat treatment.
(verb)-to cover with a perfuse amount of s-m-n, sp-nk, jiz, j-sm, manfat,-j-c-l-t-, seminal fluid, s-m-n, seeded player, seed, source, germ, come, c-m, nut, jello shots, love paste, etc.
last night i was with my girl talking in bed for three hours, listening to her problems. all i wanted to do was tom sawyer on her face.

mmmm i’d tom sawyer all over those t-ts.

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