Tom Shots


tom shots is a term mainly used to describe someone who is malnourished in appearance and has an extremely skinny face, has long or scraggy hair, and has the tendency to -j-c-l-t- onto their own face. they also have an unusually large amount of s-m-n per -j-c-l-t–n, and -j-c-l-t–ns can last for more than a minute.
tom shots may also be used to describe someone who appears to be destined to spend their life alone and without female contact (for males). the term can also be used to describe females with aforementioned appearance.
a tom shots may also be suicidal.

the term originates from thomas “tom” shots (1992), discovered for the first time by people who aren’t a tom shots in 2010, he features all of the above traits and abilities.
the term is used most commonly in a metaphorical sense; “look! it’s tom shots!”

“that guy is a complete tom shots”.

Read Also:

  • Pan Man Anderson

    a person who has an fetish with pans. usually resorting to cooking in a pan, eating from the pan, refusing to clean the pan then leading to the food to go rotten and be absolutely disgusting and bacteria love fest. a pan man anderson absolutely loves dirty pans and loves to explore pans in other […]

  • Toniesha

    the most ratchet person that you will ever meet in your lifetime. toniesha: -yelling- shut the f-ck up me: were in the library lower your voice toniesh: idgaf

  • Panther Eyes

    the coating of the eyes of a consenting partner with s-m-n from the -j-c-l-t-ng p-n-ses of two men. normally the left eye is coated by the individual to the left of the lucky recipient and the right-eye is coated by the right most partic-p-nt. high fives are common in the process. name derived from the […]

  • silly nigger

    a n-gg-r that’s silly. that silly n-gg-r thinks it can make crack out of powdered sugar!

  • Sir ShitsAlot

    someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. especially after taco bell. where’s sir sh-tsalot at? tim? yeah. at taco bell again.


Disclaimer: Tom Shots definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.