tomasi matapula
an abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating and in the rear end. tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his john and cries to sleep. tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events “not” on-time or never. tomasi has a weak bladder and an -n-l full of tear gas. tomasi is a strange animal.
-fight-
person: “you sir, must be tomasi matapula!”
-watching p-rnographic videos-
person: “that actor’s name must be tomasi matapula”
person2: “the man getting -n-led must also be tomasi matapula”.
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