Tomasso


a tom-sso is an old-world italian gentleman who will open and hold the door for you without a second thought to it. he has a heart of gold and a smile that can kill. you can ask anything of him as long as it doesn’t threaten him or anyone he loves or holds dear. don’t get on this guys’ bad side though, you will find yourself in a very bad place.

he likes cars and nature, and a favorite color is green.

he is a gentleman at a gentleman’s best.

many females should want to know a tom-sso, for people like them are rare.
“chivalry is dead.”

“no it’s not, tom-sso is still here.”
a tom-sso is an incredibly rare human being. the ultimate protector, he’s family oriented and will more than likely bend over backwards for anyone.

extraordinarily attractive.
“did you see that guy? his name is tom-sso.”

“yeah, that name suits him and his looks.”
1) one that sl-ts himself out for candy
2) one that lures children with candy for s-xual pleasure.
3) h-rny asian candy dealer.
i got candy from that tom-sso around the corner last night. my -ss hurts. i thought i heard a vishal but i was mistaken.

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