tomato sandwich
marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.
friend #1: hey k, do you have any tomato sandwiches?
friend #2: yeah girl, come over and we’ll smoke.
a horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. especially those who work in sub shops.
“do you like tomato sandwiches?”
“no?!”
“have you ever had a tomato sandwich?
“did u really just say that?
the act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a g–ts- and bashing their gaping behinds together.
“last night my girlfriend and i made a tomato sandwich, i’m still sticky!”
the act of having s-x with a woman while she is on her period, and then t-tty f-ing her w/ your bl–dy c–k.
i banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a tomato sandwich.
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