Tomatrons


a particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being tom. a tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.
han solo and the millenium falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his tomatrons

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