Tombie
text zombie
a gadget slave who walks around, head down oblivious to their surroundings. their world is reduced to a small video screen. they are controlled by their web of fellow tombies.
formerly they were human. now they are pathetic and useless.
dude: wow! i made $900 last night!
dudette: what? how?
dude: easy. i went down to westwood about 11pm. i spied
a blinged out hipster tombie. walked up to him and punched him right in the face. he was out like a light. took his gadgets and money. he never saw a thing.
dudette: tombies are such worthless sheep.
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