tombstoned


when an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

dude, look at colin there. he is totally tombstoned. what an -ss.
elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him
1. when you’re killed

2. put in the ground

3. what you are at the end of a match with the undertaker.
after undertaker’s done with you, you’re tombstoned!

joe got tombstoned by g-ngb-ngers. may he rest in peace.

he was tombstoned at the funeral
truly g-d’s gift to the gf pw board. pwns joekilla and gohan4life on dailly basis.
tombstoned > j00

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