tomburkinshaw
swahili name: muhanga
size: 24 inches at the shoulder
weight: 88 to 143 pounds
lifespan: 23 years in captivity
diet: omnivorous “would be a vegatarian, but doesn’t like vegatables”
gestation: 7 months
predators: humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents
hobbies: skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.
you’re totally not as bling as tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!
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