she’s your biggest cheerleader and the best mom. she’s the type if her daughter comes home crying to go to school with some pig tails and teach a teenager not to mess with her daughter. she’s your shoulder to cry on. she’ll sing the best beyonce` you’ve ever heard. and remember one thing never f— with her grinding! no, we’ve already established its not interrupting! she’s the biggest most flawless boss you’ve ever seen in existence. just remember, she slayy!
do you know what my mom did?
she came on the school bus and yelled at one of my bullies.
wow you’re mom is such a tomica leblanc
she’s different, but she knows how to love those around her. she definitely knows how to make everyone laugh. her goofiness throws people off because n-body knows how intelligent she is. she’s an adventurous type of person…but she loves her chill time. don’t get me wrong though she can have that tense att-tude sometimes, just […]
a mix between a zoo and an aquarium that zaquarium in vegas holds a large variety of species
a german word for a big c-ck. i gave your mom the weiner shnizel last night
a person who seems like a moody b-tch but actually is really fabulous and superior compared to others. d-mn that’s a montanaz i wish i was a montanaz montanaz tho!
- question of enlightenment
a question asked by someone where said question causes a lot of thinking to occur, almost on a spiritual level. you’ll know you’re being hit with a question of enlightenment when it brings forth an extreme sensation of awe. these questions have been witnessed before in popular media, but the term has been left undefined […]