Tominey
the best second name to have ever. usually people that have this name are pretty/handsome, funny, just usually if you meet a tominey then you will be the luckiest person alive. usually they cant really sing but that doesn’t matter when you have the best looks around or anybody could wish for.
girl: hi whats your name?
girl2: oh janedoe tominey
girl: your a tominey!? im so lucky.
girl2: i know, many people say that.
girl: wow, i wish i was a tominey.
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