Tommy Jew Jitsu


tommy jew jitsu is an internet legend known for p-ssing off paultards and better known for p-ssing on a ron paul sign in a video on youtube. tommy jew jitsu is the coolest guy on mysp-ce by far. he is going to marry jess….
tommy jew jitsu is pretty gangster. that dude is pimp.

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