tomscorpion


giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.
friend #1: dude, last night i tomscorpioned my girl.

friend #2: really? was she into it?

friend #1: nope, we broke up. wanna come over for wings?

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