Tomsexual
the state of being so in love with thomas that one does not find other people attractive either physically or emotionally (as opposed to normal heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual behaviours).
toms-xual behaviour is often combined with an addiction to thomas and a constant desire for his attention. the toms-xual person is termed a tomaholic.
ordinary guy: hey s-xy.
tomaholic: ew. get away from me. i’m toms-xual and you’re not tom.
thomas: hey s-xy.
tomaholic: thomas! kiss me! i love you!
a s-xual orientation based on a wild attraction to the s-xy hexy tom kaulitz, guitarist of tokio hotel- a german band.
much like being bills-xual, although there are far fewer toms-xual males than there are bills-xual males.
wir sind alle toms-xual
we are all tom s-xual
guy: hey, so what do you say you and i go out this weekend?
girl: sorry, i’m toms-xual.
guy: what does that mean?
girl: it means get a german accent, some baggier clothes and dreads or cornrows, learn to play the guitar, and -then- we can talk.
guy: -_-
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