the first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. the tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique “riding” experience.
that tomsula thinks he’s hot sh*t, but but i just knocked up his daughter.. and i have aids. welcome to the family, bro.
an old persons name a guy who is scary a guy who doesn’t let any guys near his daughter who is probably called samera one day a guy will come and take his daughter and he won’t like it. that guy tahawar needs to relax and take a step back
- reverse jack sprat
thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration. i’m in a reverse jack sprat, and my lady needs a kevlar vest. any recommendations?
- california bunion ride
an act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a randy orton-like submission (usually preceded by an rko) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into interco*rs* with a flaccid p*n*s. “yo, i was so drunk last night, i […]
- bottom trawl
dragging your p*n*s on dat *ss im going to bottom trawl your *ss tonight rachel.