tongasm
pr-nouced tongue-gasm. literally an -rg-sm of the tongue. the feeling you experience when you eat particularly delicious food. a tongasm can not be faked.
that chocolate gave me a tongasm.
noun: similar to an -rg-sm, this takes place in the mouth, most likely when eating food that is angry delicious. to achieve tongasm, one must snack on said food for a given period of time, until that tingling sense of explosion occurs. the amount of time required to achieve tongasm varies for different people, pending on their endurance.
guy 1: “dude, i was just eating this immaculate bowl of ramen noodles and i had a tongasm within seconds!”
guy 2: “did you wipe yourself off afterwards?”
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