Tongue Puppeteering
the art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.
matt’s tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.
he didn’t need his hands to make her scream the way that jim henson made kermit talk.
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