Tonokuala
someone who gets very poor tattoos in an illegible script, that happens to be trendy that month, on obvious parts of thier body.
the word or words, scribed permantantly in the skin, can be any old tripe but it’s commonly the persons own name, or nickname, and often the names of ex-girlfirends.
these people tend to vehemently deny the tattoo says anything other than something else but the quality is generally so poor it could say anything.
that fool got a tonokuala, he says it’s his own name in sanscript, but it looks more like a slug on his arm.
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