Tonsil Penisitis


an acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man’s (or trans-xual person’s) p-n-s on another person’s tonsils (wh-r-s, and gay men, are most commonly diagnosed).
investigator: how did the victim die?
doctor: the victim died of a severe case of tonsil p-n-sitis.
investigator: that’s f-cked up.
doctor: yes, the people who get it generally are.

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