Too Beautiful
an anomaly where too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
“the waiter tripped, the cashier dropped the change, someone leaped over a shrub to hold a door, my date stuttered, i was asked for a business card while pumping gas, and while working out, a man blurted out he wanted me to know he’s straight and no longer married. but n-body -really- tried to talk to me. why?”
“you are too beautiful. dumb it down.”
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