too big to fail


excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.
fake news made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to goldman sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn’t take such a hard hit).
a t-rd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
“i took a mean dump this morning. i had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. that sh-t was just too big to fail”

Read Also:

  • to ogden

    to be excessively stingy and wait until the cheap theater to avoid paying the normal fee to see a new released movie billy wanted to ogden transformers 2 since it was not worth the $10

  • TOOMP

    a new futuristic, juicy booty. one with unique features. not onion, not apple, and not a badunkadunk. any booty you see that is unique and like none other you have even seen. ” wow, son that girl had a toomp on her back, never seen one like it”

  • TOOTBLAN

    acronym for thrown out on the basepaths like a nincomp–p. baseball statistic invented for ryan theriot of the chicago cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases. theriot’s current tootblan number is 19.

  • Top Bugger

    top bug-ger -adjective splendid or magnificent: a top b-gg-r performance by the team. the best b-m s-x you’ve ever had. “the jean tinguely exhibition at the tate is top b-gg-r.” or “that pint was top b-gg-r.” and so on and so on.

  • Toshoni

    a beast between men, a mighty animal, rumoured to be living in western-europe. faster, stronger and hotter than anything else, it goes its path and never stops. men respect it, women love it. this thing is legendary. “look over there, wow, a real toshoni!”


Disclaimer: too big to fail definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.