Took one in the vest
to “take one in the vest” is a saying that security officers on the seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a b-tch instead of marrying her, who later went on to f-ck somebody else over.
cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherf-cker but you get over it.
“so i heard you broke up with megan”
“yeah i took one in the vest”
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