Toot Paste
toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else’s wife.
dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)
baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. it’s fartastic.
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