toot ta doo
the card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a kazoo like “toot ta doo” noise through it.
“hey can some one bring me some tp? the only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo… and i just took a m-ssive poo!”
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