TOOTEN
a lazy creature that is famous for overdrawing accounts and speeding. you don’t want to own one. it will eat all of your food and drink all of your root beer. it can be found sleeping throughout 24.999999999 of the day and then when it wakes up it won’t decide to shower until .0000000000000000001 o’ clock and then will watch tv for the other .0000000000000000000000001 of the day. very, very easy to take care of. just provide with a tv and root beer and you’re set.
“get the f-ck outta bed you f-cking tooten!”
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