tooth nerd


– one who is very thorough in regards to dental hygiene, and often brags about their cleanliness.

– one who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.

– one who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.

– one who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.
“i’ve never had a cavity before, and my teeth are straight without braces!”
“wow lauren, you’re such a tooth nerd.”

“i can’t go on dinner dates with courtney, she’s such a tooth nerd.”

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