Tooting Handshake


a friendly greeting, given by motorists to p-ssers by. it is given in the form of dangling a flaccid p-n-s from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

popularised in the tooting area of london, it is now something of a local tradition.

best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
“that jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and i’ll give her a tooting handshake as we go past”

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