tootles


variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.
betsy: bye fran, i’m off to the pool.
fran: tootles
the elimination of a small amount of urine after one p-sses gas.
stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.
to insert your p-n-s into another being’s -n-s and then to literally spin them around in circles forming a human windmill.

1: dude you wanna tootle?!
2: yeah sure, but no lubricant, i enjoy the blood.
1: sweet, how fast do you want me to spin you?
2: meatspin x 92
1: nice!
to be had by a person of mischief, tricked, deceived in a way that is almost comical, to experience another man’s shananagaens, to fall in to the antics of a mischeivious man.
man, when i realized he had hacked into my computer and tootled everything up, i knew it was done by a tootle. thats when i decided to buy anti-tootle software. the tootling has almost been untootled, but i still smell the stench of tootleism.
uesed to say good bye by gay ppl who are unsure of themselves
that nerd over there jus said tootles to me! what was he thinking?!?

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