tootley toot
when you don’t know the words to a song but you know how the song goes, you just tootley toot!
allison: hey bill!
bill: hold on, the adults are talking… hey tom! what’s your favorite batman gadget?
tom: wow, that’s an easy one. the grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
bill: alright allison, how can i help you?
allison: bill do you like music?
bill: why yes, i do! but seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
allison: oh, i was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but i guess you wouldn’t know…
bill: au contraire! i have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
allison: oh really what is it?
bill: well, it’s called tootley tooting… a little trick i learned at the bicycle store.
allison: tootley tooting? are you just pulling my chain?
bill: no allison, it’s real and it really works too. i can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you’ll be set for life! but i have to show you, it doesn’t translate well into text.
-bill shows allison how to tootley toot-
allison: ohhh my gawwwd! chiiiiiild! that is fantastic, i almost peed myself.
tom: what are you guys talking about?
allison: nothing.
-bill winks at allison-
tom: whatever. pfft.
abortionist: you guys ready or what?
allison: hold on, i think i really did pee myself.
-bill and tom high-five and do the dude love dance-
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