tootnist
to be the best thing ever
“he was the best darn tootnisist cook i’ve ever known”
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- toot on a flame
the act of farting onto an open source of fire. thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.
- holy freakin muffins
expression of excitement or awe, occasionally s-xually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute r-t-rd the person repeating the expression is. see also: no f-cking way holy freakin m-ffins, ryan’s here!
- erroneous boneous
when a man receives a completely unexplainable erection. yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday!
- bellendrical
to be as a b-ll-nd is your being b-ll-ndrical you b-ll-nd! 2 more definitions any object that is remotly shaped like a bell-end “i dont like that lampshade john, its too bell-endrical” the shape of a bell end richard french’s face is b-ll-ndrical
- To Patronize and Harass
satirical phrase of “to protect and serve”. half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the h-ll they want in their own body. cops should have “to patronize and har-ss” on their […]