Top Billin’
the south-west’s biggest hip-hop night, apparently (it wins by default, being the only compet-tor). for those who feel they need some edification on how much a series of strangers don’t care for the opinion of people who might criticise them, or some vague philosophy from the aforementioned, with reference to mostly-imagined hardships in their past, it’s a fun night out.
manages to snare many students once, sometimes even twice, before they realise that paying £5 to stand in an empty room whilst a bunch of kidults in oversized clothing ‘spit’ about the difficulties of growing up on the english riviera is simply not fun.
most events take place in the bus-stop-cafeteria-that-thinks-its-a-nightclub (white rabbit), where visitors can enviously watch crowds of people leaving the bus-stop they feel obliged, having paid, to spend some time in.
“did you go to that top billin’ night?”
“yeah.”
“what was it like?”
“sh-t.”
“want to come to top’ billin’ with me tonight?”
“no.”
“boom! come top’ billin’, this sh-t is fire famalam!”
“talk properly, you sound like an idiot.”
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