top crack
the art of wiping the top of your -ss crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.
yo, my top crack is mad good today!
generally used as an insult to someone who is not funny at all and boring to the point of you wanting to physically harming them.
the word “craic ” is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. adding “top” to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use ” topcrack”.
woody:” fockin h-ll jimmy is a proper boring c-nt int he?”
mick:” pure topcrack”
jimmy:” alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?”
woody:” f-ck off jimmy you f-cking topcrack”
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