top kill
a s-xual maneuver where a man shoves his p-n-s down a woman’s throat and holds her mouth open, as she’s gagging. she may try to throw up or choke, but the force of the p-n-s and her mouth being held open results in everything going back down the way it came. at some point, -j-c-l-t–n on the part of the male is expected.
yeah, steve had to top kill that last night. things got out of control.
an oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.
dude: “after eating three double downs last night, i plugged the sh-tter and needed a plunger.”
bro: “wow, you must’ve really top killed that motherf-cker.”
a bl-wj-b. when a girl’s mouth is used to contain the gush of c-m from your p-n-s. similar procedure to that used in the bp deepthroat horizon oil spill.
you: how about a top kill?
girl: sure, baby! anything to help save the environment! i love penguins!
a method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. used in the 1979 ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.
gee, it’d be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 deepwater horizon spill, but we already know it doesn’t work.
an impotent solution to an out of hand problem.
switching the meeting time from thursday to tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.
procedure used as a means of sealing an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil or natural gas. the process involves pumping heavyweight drilling mud into the manifolds connected to the top of the well. this procedure stops the flow of oil and gas from the well and is a prelude to sealing the well completely (usually with cement).
bp engineers had injected a “junk shot” of heavier blocking materials as part of the “top kill” procedure being attempted.
the term used when you’ve taken a cr-p and it clogs the toilet completely. thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.
i had too much cheese pizza yesterday. i top killed the hallway bathroom. we better call a plumber.
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