Top mug of the Future


a top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. this could take weeks, months or even years! you can usually tell when someone is a “top mug of the future” if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.
1. you are just a ‘top mug of the future’.

2. he is such a ‘top mug of the future’

3. it’s obvious he’s destined to be the next ‘top mug of the future’.

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