top shelfer


dropping a cr-p in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).
jj got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at angelina’s party.
great payback to someone who’s done ya wrong….go to their house…excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. lock door. remove top of toilet…drop a duece…place top back on…hence the term topshelfer….
this dude owed me money so i gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house….

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