Topal Fart
is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.
in the 80s topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. this stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. uh, oh…i just had a topal fart.
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