Topman Douche
a male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as topman or asos. thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and ‘wannabe’ hipster.
a topman douche might wear – low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, tortoise sh-ll raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit norwegian jumpers etc…
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