toppy


adj., toppiest, toppier

a term used in the bdsm scene to describe one’s top/mistress/sir/etc’s dominant att-tude towards the given situation.

see top as defined by user dijjn.
i was acting up yesterday and now my sir is all toppy.

my mistress is being the toppiest she has ever been lately.

haha, my sir is toppier then yours.
the act of tr-mm-ng one’s sideburns at or above the top of the ear. sometimes referred to as “negative sideburns”, this is an amateur description at best. the term “toppies” has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village r-t-rd or “less than intelligent hairstyle”, as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a “toppied” gentleman…. style.
holy sh-t, your toppies are out of control!!

d-mn, his toppies are fresh. i wanna suck his d-ck.

why don’t you and your toppies find another hangout you f-ckin handsome devil.

that toppied son of a b-tch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

thanks for the cut jim, but could you take em up a little? i really need my toppies to look sharp.

did you see the toppies on that big-d-cked b-st-rd?

you just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
slang or nick name for mysp-ce ‘top friends’
“alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?”
see m-th-f-kking whoring nasty-ss, and dreamy
see the above example, nuff said!
1. an evil wh-r-… a legend on the internet in chatrooms around the world
2. a womanizing lesbian she-b-tch
3. a woman who gets a new girlfriend only on the 19th so she can keep all the anniversaries of her various ho’s straight
girl 1: i f-cked toppy
girl 2: you did?? so did i!!!
girl 3: oh my god i did too!!!

girl 2,435: are yall talkin about topgun25us?
girl 2,436: holy sh-t yeah that’s her!!

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