Torahfied


the fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the temple/synagogue to become a man.

the fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.
despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

james was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. so he became rather torahfied once the the rabbi gave him the honour of being ‘called up’ for a torah blessing.

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