toriverse
the type of world where you can be bored suckling a pig. go ahead and google “tori piggy” images. the cultifying of tori amos and her ilk, when she’s really just derivative of kate bush.
i had bought into enough of the quasi mystical language that goes along with that whole earth mother, jungian, esoteric self-masturbatory toriverse, that i even began to believe that i had a feminine side, rather than a set of emotions that didn’t need women to define them. i could have saved myself the time and trouble by just paying for a dominatrix, but i’m not into leather. do you have a minute….?
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